i love being surprised by strangers

today, i was sitting in the library next to someone who looks exactly like this guy:

who, if you didn't know, played sylar on heroes and spock in star treck. so, pretty cool. 

anyway.

i had to leave to go eat lunch with marcos (who was so sweet to bring it to me) but i didn't want to pack up all my stuff or leave it there to tempt some thieves. so, i asked sylar/spock if he'd keep an eye on it. he said "yeah, totally!" 

and with that, i took off.

well, not 15 minutes later but i see this sylar/spock person walking across campus, having abandoned my stuff! well boy, was i mad. i was so mad i was about to cut open his head with my mind and eat his brains. (if you didn't watch heroes, please ignore that. i'm not as gross and creepy as you might think.) well i huffed and puffed and ran back  to my stuff all the while plotting a way i could get him to ask me to watch his things and then i'd leave! HAH! that'll teach him! but then... on my stuff... i found this note:

Dear Mystery Girl Who Asked Me To Watch Her Things,

I got super hungry and have decided to get some food. This unfortunately means I am now unable to watch your things, but fear not. I have left a terrifying note that should be more than sufficient for the people interesting in taking what isn't theirs. Sorry to bail on you like this.

and directly on top of my laptop was this terrifying note:

PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH MY THINGS. I AM A NINJA AND WILL KARATE CHOP YOUR MOUTH OFF.

Thanks,

Ninja

i have decided.... i love people. i wish i knew who this person was because i would probably high-five them every day.